October 7, 2019 100

Puppies Predict the 2018 Kentucky Derby

Puppies Predict the 2018 Kentucky Derby


-♪♪ Predictors ♪♪ ♪♪ Puppy Predictors ♪♪ -Welcome to the Puppy Predictors
2018 Kentucky Derby Edition. You can barely hear
them back there. We have 15 puppies,
each representing one of the top 15 horses competing
in tomorrow’s big race, and one giant trough
of kibble right here. Whichever puppy crosses
the finish line and reaches the trough first
will be crowned the Kentucky Derby winner. [ Cheers and applause ] Now, let’s meet the puppies! [ Band plays ] [ Cheers and applause ] All right.
All right, get ready. Not yet. Lined up at the starting gate,
we have Justify… …Mendelsshon… …Magnum Moon… …Audible… …Bolt d’Oro… …Good Magic, Vino Rosso,
Hofburg… …Free Drop Billy… …Promises Fulfilled… …Flameaway… …My Boy Jack… …Enticed… …and Solomini. And finally, we have
Gary Frick Jr. representing the longshot, Noble Indy. [ Cheers and applause ] All right, guys.
[ Puppies barking ] Before we start the race,
I need you to listen up! Hey, focus!
Gary, hey! Focus down there! Hey. Yeah, thank you.
All right, now, look. I want a clean race. Guys, listen up.
I want a clean race. I don’t wanna see any wandering,
peeing, or butt-sniffing. You got it? Here we go.
Roots, whenever you’re ready. [ Bugle plays “First Call” ] [ Cheers and applause ]
Okay! Release the puppies! [ Cheers and applause ] And they’re off. Number two, the clear winner!
[ Ding! Ding! ] Two, one, fourteen!
Oh, my goodness. Hi, buddy. Oh, can we see that in
slow motion there? Number two was the clear winner.
Oh, my gosh. Mendelsshon. Mendelsshon with the —
Oh, my goodness. Fantastic, Mendelsshon! [ Audience aw’s ] Guys, Mendelsshon
will be crowned the 2018
Kentucky Derby Champion. [ Cheers and applause ]
Enjoy tomorrow’s race. We’ll be right back
with John Goodman, everybody. [ Band plays lullaby ]

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